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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you very much! thank you for having me. thank you for having me here, you guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i'm so excited. so excited to be here in indianapolis. [ cheers and applause ] look at all these guys. everyone's been treating us so great all day. people are coming up to me on the streets going, "hey, jimmy fallon, do you know where we can find tom brady or eli manning?" and i go, "no." [ laughter ] security around town has been really tight for the super bowl. i mean, this morning, when i got to the theater, this guy gave me a full-body pat-down. luckily, security was there to stop him and take him away. [ laughter ] it was interesting. i'm sure you guys saw this. today, schools here in indianapolis started late, because of a dense fog. [ laughter ] and after the night i had at the slippery noodle, today i started late because of a dense fog as well. [
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and then, the university of chicago, they're phoenix. which is a different -- >> jimmy: giant school. >> and one question, what is your experiment? it is not who are you? it is not what do you do? it's not who do you know? the question for every student in america, and really every person in america should be and is, i think, for this time in our history, "what is your experiment?" and if you don't have one, whose experiment are you helping out with and why? and that has to really become, i think, the central point of our social identification, in all seriousness -- in order for us to actually resolve a lot of the things we're dealing with, and things like this. >> jimmy: you brought something with you, which is a cool invention i've never seen,. and it's made by some kid in austin. >> it's mad by -- so i was in austin, texas, last week. take a look at this bad boy. oh, yeah. austin's totally awesome. i mean, it's great. it's out of control. but so anyway, i was sitting there. i was talking with a group of young sort of entrepreneurs and
and then, the university of chicago, they're phoenix. which is a different -- >> jimmy: giant school. >> and one question, what is your experiment? it is not who are you? it is not what do you do? it's not who do you know? the question for every student in america, and really every person in america should be and is, i think, for this time in our history, "what is your experiment?" and if you don't have one, whose experiment are you helping out with and why? and that has...
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. >> there's nothing new about underage kids drinking but according to 2007 university of missouri study, freshman and sophomore students who got fake i.d.'s drank significantly more than those who didn't have them. a study can by the university of texas health center found freshmen at increased risk for serious alcohol-related problem like getting into fights, missing class or drunken driving. scary statistics. and plenty of other concerns. since 9/11 a driver's license has become more important. it can get you through airport security and into secure buildings. experts agree the new generation of chinese-made traa densals poses a security risk. >> how good are these fake i.d.'s out of china. >> very good. they have a lot of security features. >> this is the head of a security technology company that develops way to recognize fake i.d.'s. >> can any of the fake i.d.'s full airport security? >> absolutely. most places you see in airports, they don't have the ability to read it. they don't reed back to d.m.v.'s. in many locations you see lights used. that will not help you detect a fake i
. >> there's nothing new about underage kids drinking but according to 2007 university of missouri study, freshman and sophomore students who got fake i.d.'s drank significantly more than those who didn't have them. a study can by the university of texas health center found freshmen at increased risk for serious alcohol-related problem like getting into fights, missing class or drunken driving. scary statistics. and plenty of other concerns. since 9/11 a driver's license has become more...
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our first one here is from josh sullivan from butler university. [ cheers and applause ] it says, "hey jimmy, how many buffalo wings can you eat in 30 seconds?" i don't know, maybe two. [ laughter ] let's do another one. [ laughter ] this one's from drake johanson from purdue. [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy, i wonder who would win if two nfl players, one offense and one defense had a tricycle drag race?" [ laughter ] let's find out. ladies and gentlemen, here to have an epic indoor tricycle drag race, put your hands together for your very own indianapolis colts offensive lineman jeff saturday and defensive end dwight freeney! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, buddy? [ cheers and applause ] all right. as always -- as always, i'll start the tricycle drag race with my neckerchief. [ laughter ] you guys, you've got to use those -- [ laughter ] his one leg is hanging out. unbelievable, all right. >> no cheating! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: ready? >> come on. >> jimmy: ready? [ cheers and applause ] ready, set, go! [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] dwight
our first one here is from josh sullivan from butler university. [ cheers and applause ] it says, "hey jimmy, how many buffalo wings can you eat in 30 seconds?" i don't know, maybe two. [ laughter ] let's do another one. [ laughter ] this one's from drake johanson from purdue. [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy, i wonder who would win if two nfl players, one offense and one defense had a tricycle drag race?" [ laughter ] let's find out. ladies and gentlemen, here to have an epic...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hey! thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." it's gonna be a good show tonight. everyone's excited. electric. electric in here. you guys, everyone is talking about the presidential election. and get this, tomorrow night is the 20th republican debate. which explains that new campaign slogan, "vote mitt romney, or else we'll keep doing this." [ laughter ] i'm so excited tonight on the show we have tyler perry, david wain. [ cheers and applause ] and the cast of "porgy and bess." [ cheers and applause ] all of whom are actually being played by tyler perry. isn't that amazing how he does that? [ light laughter ] he's gonna play everyone tonight. there he is. hey, tyler. >> hey, hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how are you? some tv news, guys. the oscars are this sunday. and 40 million people are expected to watch it on abc. yeah. but in fairness, half of them are just brad pitt's kids che
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! all right! how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] i love it! very good crowd already. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i'm psyched up. it's going to be a good show. i'm really excited, you guys. the super bowl is almost here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] and this is cool. at age 65, giants coach tom coughlin could become the oldest coach to win a super bowl. yeah. [ cheers ] and yeah, instead of saying, "i'm going to disney world," he'll be like, "i'm going to walk around the mall before it opens." [ laughter ] this is crazy. i read that more than 30 pounds of cocaine were delivered to the u.n. a few weeks ago. [ laughter ] you could tell because world leaders were rolling up u.s. dollars instead of just throwing them out. they were just -- they were -- [ laughter and applause ] you -- something was up. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: listen to this. over the weekend, starbucks closed its very first
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hey everybody. how are you doing? how are you feeling tonight? you feeling good? welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we've got a big, big fun show tonight. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too, man. thank you so much. hey you guys, got some political news here. yesterday president obama told chinese vice president xi jinping that his country's power comes with increased responsibility. then jinping was like, you read that off a fortune cookie, didn't you? [ laughter ] got to be honest, i did. your lucky numbers are 9, 15 -- [ laughter ] big international news. after disputes over it's nuclear program, iran is threatening to stop exporting oil. which means the u.s. may have to tap into its backup reserve, mitt romney's hair. [ laughter ] so, that might happen any day now. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of mitt romney, according to a new poll, 39% of voters say the more they know about romney, the less they
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! wow! gorgeous. thank you very much. thank you very, very much. i appreciate it. how are you doing, buddy? you look fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] you look fantastic. thank you, guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm so excited. thank you, again, indianapolis, for having us here. [ cheers and applause ] that feels good. you know, i've been here in indianapolis since saturday. but all the attention has been on the football players. so basically it's like i'm back in high school. and -- [ laughter ] it's been great hanging in indianapolis. i promised myself that i wouldn't pander to our indianapolis crowd with a bunch of local references. and i made that promise while hanging at larry bird's house drinking a root beer from mug 'n' buns, to wash down my shrimp cocktail from st. elmo's steakhouse. [ cheers and applause ] that's some good cooking. yummy. hey guys, here's some celebrity news. the kardashians are releasing the
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, tonight's going to be good. you can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] tonight's going to be good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we're happy to have you here. hey, guys, last night was the 84th annual academy awards. and listen to this -- the ratings were up 4% from last year. or as angelina jolie's legs put it, you're welcome. [ laughter ] yep, after the oscars last night, everyone was talking about how angelina jolie showed off her leg. which explains why the dog from "the artist" kept hitting on it at the after party. hey -- at the age of 82, christopher plummer became the oldest person to win an oscar. [ cheers and applause ] 82-years-old. it's been a big year for plummer. earlier this month, his testicles received a s.a.g. award. isn't that -- [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. a big year for him. >> steve: i thought he had that award in the bag? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then whoev
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! thank you very much! i appreciate it! that's the loudest one yet. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. welcome to "late night," everybody. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, i am so -- [ cheers and applause ] -- excited. feeling good. i'm so excited for super bowl sunday. i'm having the best time here in indianapolis. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is nice. i read that 8,000 unpaid volunteers are helping with the super bowl this week. [ cheers and applause ] and these are all people who have free time -- high school kids, retired people, the baltimore ravens. people with nothing -- [ cheers and applause ] people with nothing to do. they have nothing to do. [ cheers and applause ] it's been crazy. more than 500,000 people are here in downtown indianapolis for the super bowl this weekend. in fact, traffic is so bad, i've actually started taking the zip line to work. [ laug
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! thank you very much! i appreciate it! that's the loudest one yet. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. welcome to "late night," everybody. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, i am so -- [ cheers and applause ] -- excited. feeling good. i'm so excited for...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we are back in new york. [ cheers and applause ] it feels good. it feels great to be back here, you guys. everyone is still talking about the new york giants, huh? [ cheers and applause ] what a game. what a game. in fact, super bowl xlvi became the most-watched tv show in u.s. history. but if you couldn't catch it, then you know how it feels to be the patriots. [ laughter ] that's right. that's right. this year's super bowl was the most-watched tv show in history. it beat out the previous record holder, the episode of "family matters" when urkel turns into stefan. [ cheers and applause ] that can't be right. >> steve: that's true. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> steve: yeah. [ as urkel ] mmm, got some cheese. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was, like, jackÉe. that sounded like jackÉe, not urkel. >> steve: that's my kurkel. >> jimmy: that's your kurkel. [
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we are back in new york. [ cheers and applause ] it feels good. it feels great to be back here, you guys. everyone is still talking about the new york giants, huh? [ cheers and applause ] what a game. what a game. in fact, super bowl...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, how's it going, you guys? thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. we got a great show tonight. some big election news. big, major upset. last night, rick santorum scored a hat trick by winning the caucuses in colorado, and minnesota, and the missouri primary. while newt gingrich scored a hat trick by eating at a combination kfc, taco bell, pizza hut. [ laughter ] listen to this. yesterday, joe biden made a phone call to chinese vice president xi jinping. yep, jinping asked biden if he had any solutions for the economy, while biden asked if he knew the bear from "kung fu panda." [ laughter ] did you guys see this? a pastor is calling on people to boycott starbucks because of its support of gay marriage. man, if he has an issue with that, wait 'til he sees all the grinding that goes in there. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] just saying. this is interesting, according to new rese
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, how's it going, you guys? thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. we got a great show tonight. some big election news. big, major upset. last night, rick santorum scored a hat trick by winning the caucuses in colorado, and minnesota, and the missouri primary. while newt...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds great. you guys sound great. welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's going to be fun tonight. big show. hey, last night, the republicans had their 20th debate. and did you see this? rick perry was actually in the audience. [ laughter ] he was sitting in the audience. it got awkward when he stood up and he was, like, "i just remembered the third department i'd cut! [ laughter ] energy! energy! you guys go back to -- it was energy. that's what i --" the debate got pretty tense. at one point ron paul said that rick santorum is a fake, and santorum responded by saying, "i'm real." [ laughter ] and then romney was, like, "yeah, i'm a real human, too, ha ha ha. let's change the subject. [ laughter ] let's change the subject." did anyone see this? paris hilton just released a music video for her new song, "drunk text." [ cheers ] so look out, adele. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: the num
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i see that. thanks, gentleman. thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, man. we got a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] should be fun. some big, big election news here. rick santorum is being criticized for saying that women might not be suited for military combat because of their emotions. [ audience ohs ] yeah, mitt romney was like, "that comment is unacceptable. also, what are emotions?" [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this? donald trump is criticizing the scottish government for trying to build a wind farm near his golf resort. [ laughter ] that makes sense, i mean, if you look at trump's hair, wind is clearly his worst enemy. [ cheers and applause ] you're fired! he's coming on monday, isn't he? when's trump coming on, tuesday? >> steve: tuesday. >> jimmy: tuesday. well, he might not be coming on after that one. [ laughter ] no, we love him. we like him. some tv
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captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. i feel the love, everybody. thank you. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's going to be a fun show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] some big news out of washington. in an effort to save $3 billion, president obama is trying to merge several federal organizations. which will be weird when a guy comes to your door and goes "fbi, here's your mail." [ laughter and applause ] you're too excited. calm down. [ laughter ] great audience. i love these guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you, buddy. this is insane -- did you hear about this? during a campaign stop today, rick perry jokingly called on a mannequin during a question and answer session. [ laughter ] the weird part was it didn't even ask anything, and perry still gave the wrong answer. [ laughter and applause ] that's right. rick perry called on a mannequin during a q & a session. even worse, recent polls actually show the mannequin is leading perry b
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. we've got a fun show tonight. it's going to be good. welcome. hey, guys, let's get to the news here. some major, major business news. apple is facing a $38 million fine in china, because the word ipad is trademarked by a chinese company. apple is nervous about owing money to china, but then obama was like, "ah, you get used to it." [ laughter ] this is cool. arnold schwarzenegger and sylvester stallone are teaming up to star in a new action movie. yeah, it will be the first movie where the closed captioning just says, "no idea, bro." [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ imitates stallone ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] how long is this movie? [ imitates stallone ] [ laughter ] [ imitates schwarzenegger ] [ laughter ] get down now! [ imitates gunfire ] [ imitates stallone ] [ laughter ] [ imitates stallone ] [ imitates schwarzenegger ] some tv news, you guys. it was just announced that the
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. i feel the love. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it is friday. it's time to have some fun. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. let's get to the news here. >> we love you! >> jimmy: did you guys -- oh, i love you, too. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, sir. [ laughter ] did you guys see this? i heard that yesterday in san francisco, president obama made an unscheduled stop for chinese takeout. yeah. it was weird seeing obama paying for chinese. usually, it's the chinese paying for obama. [ laughter ] you that's why -- that's right. it's interesting to see that. >> steve: opposite day. >> jimmy: yeah, it's been -- it's been a busy week for the president. this week, he attended a fund-raiser hosted by a producer for the soap opera, "the bold and the beautiful." which explains obama's new slogan, "i'm barack obama. or am i his evil twin, derek?" â™
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! how are you doing? hey, everybody. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everyone. how are you doing? yeah, great. thank you for coming, you guys. we have a great show tonight. hey, today is ash -- today is ash wednesday, all over the country, people are giving things up for lent. in my opinion, rick santorum should give up chocolate. [ laughter ] while newt gingrich should give up -- that's it. he should just give up. [ laughter ] i just think he should give up. he doesn't have a chance. it's just -- [ cheers and applause ] it's a waste of time. have you -- have you guys seen this video going around? rick santorum? have you seen this? he's going around -- he's telling voters that he wants them to know who he really is. take a look at this. >> no written speeches. the opportunity to see what's in here. what's up here. and what's burning down here. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: what? i don't get
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy valentine's day, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] happy valentine's day. oh, yeah. it's so exciting. everyone on the campaign trail is celebrating with their sweetheart. rick santorum and his wife, karen, newt gingrich and his wife, callista, mitt romney and his swiss bank account. [ laughter ] everybody -- today, president obama urged men to go big for valentine's day. [ laughter ] no, he did. he already urged men to go big on valentine's day. in fact, obama bought michelle the nicest bracelet china's money could buy. [ laughter ] he really went all out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: went all out. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: go for it, yeah. did you see this? one of the awards at this week's westminster dog show went to martha stewart's chow chow named genghis khan. [ laughter ] that's weird. i mean, if martha wanted to name the dog af
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy valentine's day, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] happy valentine's day. oh, yeah. it's so exciting. everyone on the campaign trail is celebrating with their sweetheart. rick santorum and his wife, karen, newt gingrich and his wife, callista,...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hey. thank you so much. welcome -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] got a big show tonight. big show. everybody's talking about the presidential election. today, mitt romney accused the other gop candidates of pandering to voters to get support. yeah. [ light laughter ] romney was like, "i would never pander to voters. i mean, unless you guys want me to." [ laughter ] today marks the 158th anniversary of the republican party. yeah. while tomorrow marks the 158th republican debate. they're having another one. [ laughter ] 158. this is interesting. a new study found that playing "world of warcraft" can improve the memory of seniors. even my grandma was like, "i'm not playing with those nerds." [ laughter ] grandma! [ scattered applause ] "where's my house?" [ laughter ] hey, i just saw this, you guys. a new report found that hawaii has the best quality of life of any state in the u.s. y
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hey. thank you so much. welcome -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] got a big show tonight. big show. everybody's talking about the presidential election. today, mitt romney accused the other gop candidates of pandering to voters to get support. yeah. [ light laughter ]...
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very much. welcome -- welcome to our show. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." going to be a good show. going to be a hot show. people are excited. quick some news though. we have some election news. i heard that microsoft founder bill gates attended a fundraiser for president obama on friday. yeah, he wasn't invited, but in typical microsoft fashion he crashed it. [ laughter ] and, speaking of the election, cnn announced that instead of using podiums at wednesday's debate, the gop candidates will be sitting at a table. which could get awkward when newt gingrich asks to see a menu. [ laughter ] 'cause then its just like -- >> steve: are these good? >> jimmy: yeah? can you just get a short stack for the table. how about these? yeah? hey, it's broadway week here on "late night," you guys! [ cheers and applause ] starting off solid tonight we have a performance from the show, "how to succeed
[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very much. welcome -- welcome to our show. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." going to be a good show. going to be a hot show. people are excited. quick some news though. we have some election news. i heard that microsoft founder bill gates attended a fundraiser for president...